The Stuff Nobody Tells You Before a Melbourne House Move

The Stuff Nobody Tells You Before a Melbourne House Move

Sanjeev Kumar
Sanjeev Kumar
6 min read

Most moving checklists read the same. Book the truck, buy boxes, redirect the mail. Fine. All true. Ask anyone who's shifted house in Melbourne, though. The list isn't what gets you. It's circling the block for a park. Or rain. Or finding out on the day that the building wanted the lift booked a week ago. And there's always one couch that just won't go round the corner.

This is about those bits.

 

Timing Is Half the Battle

Melbourne's rental and property market runs on a pretty predictable cycle. Loads of leases end on the last weekend of the month, and settlements tend to bunch up around the same dates. So that's exactly when every removalist in town is flat out.

 

If you've got any say in it, move midweek. A Tuesday or Wednesday is usually easier to book, and in some cases a bit cheaper. You'll also dodge the Saturday traffic around the big shopping strips.

 

Leave yourself a buffer too. Settlements get delayed and landlords sometimes want an extra day for the inspection. If your moving date depends on someone else's paperwork, don't book the truck for 7 am that same morning.

 

Melbourne Weather Will Test You

You know the joke about four seasons in one day. It's funny until you're carrying a mattress across a front lawn in sideways rain.

 

Look at the forecast the night before. Look first thing again, since it'll probably say something different by then. Old towels are handy. So is a roll of plastic wrap for the mattress especially, and anything electrical. The movers should have their own covers, sure. Still, a spare set never hurts.

 

Summer's its own problem. A 38-degree day in January is brutal for anyone lifting boxes, and it's hard on candles, vinyl records and anything with glue in it. Start early if it's going to be a scorcher.

 

Parking Can Make or Break the Day

Inner suburbs like Fitzroy, Carlton, Richmond and St Kilda are lovely to live in and a nightmare to move in. Narrow streets, permit zones, tram lines. If the truck has to park a block away, every single trip takes longer, and on an hourly rate you're paying for all that walking.

 

Most Melbourne councils let you apply for a temporary parking permit or an occupation permit for moving day. Mostly it's just a form on the council website. Takes ten minutes. Do it a week or two out, though. Some councils want more notice than that.

 

Apartments add another layer. Book the goods lift with building management, ask about loading dock access, and find out if there are set moving hours. Plenty of buildings won't allow moves on Sundays or after 5 pm.

 

Picking the Right Removalist

It's tempting to go with whoever's cheapest on the quote comparison site. Can work out fine. Or the $80-an-hour mob rocks up two hours late with a truck that's too small, and now you're paying for a second trip.

 

Ringing round a few house movers Melbourne locals rate? Get them on the phone and ask straight out. How do they charge for travel time? Is there a minimum booking? What happens if something gets damaged? Are the people who turn up employed by the company, or subcontracted on the day? A decent removalist will answer all of that without getting shifty about it.

 

Reviews help, but read the recent ones, not the overall star score. A company that was great three years ago might have changed hands since.

 

Tell them what's actually coming. Got a piano? Mention it. Same goes for the fridge that has to get up those spiral stairs at the new place. Anything the crew finds out about on the day usually ends up on the invoice.

 

Packing Without Losing Your Mind

Do the rooms nobody goes into first. The garage is a good start, and that linen cupboard full of pillowcases that don't match anything. Leave the kitchen till near the end. You've still got to eat.

 

Write on the sides of the boxes as well as the top, because once they're stacked three high, the lids are useless. And label them with where they're going in the new house. That way the crew can just drop them in the right room instead of asking you every five minutes.

Keep one box separate and put it in the car yourself. Kettle, a couple of mugs, phone chargers, toilet paper, medications, a change of clothes and the kids' favourite toy. That first night is a lot easier when you're not digging through twenty boxes for the tea bags.

 

The Day Itself

Be there when the crew arrives, and walk them through the house before anything gets lifted. Show them the glass cabinet. Point out what's staying, too, so the old outdoor setting doesn't end up on the truck by mistake. If the bed frame has to come apart, say so up front. The kids and the dog are best off at Nan's for the morning, if that's an option. Nobody trips over them, and the whole thing's done faster.

 

Before the truck leaves, do one last lap of the old place. Check every cupboard, the meter box, the shed, the letterbox. Something always gets left behind, usually the garage remote.

 

Wrapping Up

A good move in Melbourne mostly comes down to planning around the city's quirks, meaning the weather, the parking and the end-of-month rush. Sort those out early, and choose house movers Melbourne locals actually recommend rather than simply the lowest quote. Moving day becomes a long, tiring day rather than a disaster.

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