Part 1: Simon Says
Chapter 1
I can see why this guy gets killed. Total asshole and I've just started this book.
I keep wanting to call this school Bayside.
Oh goody detention for cellphones. Never had that problem.
I'm assuming The Breakfast Club comparison is the whole detention thing. Just having detention doesn't make it like The Breakfast Club.
I didn't have many detentions but I have had some asshole teachers.
I hate Addy. Bitch use a pen and paper. You can't tell me you've never seen them. Oh the fun times I had writing standards.
Oh wow the words princess and joke were used. What's next? Basket case and criminal?
Ooh criminal. Oh yes this is exactly like The Breakfast Club.
P.S. In case you missed it that would be sarcasm.
I admit that I'd do what Nate did and think pen instead of Epipen.
Oops not Nate I guess it was Cooper. Hello to confusion a thing I'm not unfamiliar with.
Chapter 2
Simon took a sip of water that he said tasted like crap and then he collapsed. Note to self: Don't drink water that tastes like crap. No wonder I'm dehydrated.
Chapt
Am I sad? No I'm not. Well I am but not because Simon croaked.
Oh sure after hearing someone died I'm going to whip out my phone. Not! Hell I didn't even get a phone till 2014 and that's mostly for reading purposes and taking pictures.
Really? Sexist to say manwhore? What's wrong with manwhore? Angel said it. Okay it was on accident but still it was funny. I need a Joss Whedon marathon.
Chapter 4
Oh shut up Addy.
Good for you Jake for taking your shoes off before flopping onto a person's bed. I assume you have permission.
Talk about awkward to get a call from the mom of your ex friend asking you to be a pallbearer at her son's funeral.
Sounds like TJ might annoy you as much as you annoy me.
Are you fucking kidding me? A mother is telling her daughter to put out so he won't start screwing someone else. Oh she deserves a mother of the year award.
Sounds like Nate's mom might be in a cult.
Hey asshole everyone isn't cool and collected during an emergency. Some of us wig out.
How very now to have someone do a Tumblr post where they take credit for killing the kid that everyone at school hated. That's a brilliant idea.
Chapter 5
Some people are stupid so it is possible that the post could be traced.
I feel you Maeve. I never really learned how to participate in life either.
Retro vampire shows? Do you call Buffy that? Ugh!
Way to make the cop suspicious Addy.
Headaches are a bitch and so am I especially during certain times of the month.
Really? Think about the name of the thing. It has pen in the name so clearly it looks like a pen you dumbass.
Random Advice: Don't send nude pictures unless you want them posted on the internet.
Why did TJ get out of the car? That's weird. Dude stay in the car so a girl can at least show her boyfriend her annoyance about this I'm giving this guy you don't like a ride.
Fuck you Jake. Controlling much? The girl can wear whatever she wants and if you don't like it you can go home and jerk off for the rest of the evening.
You're an idiot. Wear sneakers to the beach not kitten heels. I just don't get the appeal of heels. It just isn't worth getting a little height when they fuck up your feet. Wear comfy shoes and be kind to your feet instead of listening to your asshole boyfriend about what you should wear.
None of it is TJ's fault? Bitch it takes two to have sex and he had sex with you despite Jake being his friend so yes he does get part of the blame along with you.
Chapter 6
It is ironic that the asshole in life is now being mourned like he was some stand up guy.
Chapter 7
Raise your hand if you think Jake's an asshole.
Okay this part is like Pretty Little Liars where cops are questioning teens without having a parent present.
Uh bitch Jake never forgiving you would be a good thing since that means your relationship is over which it should be because he's an asshole.
Some people have goldfish brain. Things can make you forgetful and it is possible that Addy forgot if she goes to the office a lot for headaches. Why would those Epipens be so easily accessible? That sounds pretty stupid to me.
That's kinda sketchy interviewing minors without permission even if it is legal. I didn't know that and I grew up in California. So this story takes place in California. Raise your hand if you didn't know that until the cop mentioned it.
Chapter 8
Color me impressed. It takes guts to admit to your parents that you did cheat although the timing isn't great with Bronwyn being accused of murder.
Nate is in the totally screwed line.
Toxic people are the worst.
Is it my bad memory but didn't they say six people were in the room? Who was the sixth? There was a teacher and the four students who had detention.
It sucks being the one that can be tossed under the bus because no one gives a fuck about you. Original link
Chapter 1
I can see why this guy gets killed. Total asshole and I've just started this book.
I keep wanting to call this school Bayside.
Oh goody detention for cellphones. Never had that problem.
I'm assuming The Breakfast Club comparison is the whole detention thing. Just having detention doesn't make it like The Breakfast Club.
I didn't have many detentions but I have had some asshole teachers.
I hate Addy. Bitch use a pen and paper. You can't tell me you've never seen them. Oh the fun times I had writing standards.
Oh wow the words princess and joke were used. What's next? Basket case and criminal?
Ooh criminal. Oh yes this is exactly like The Breakfast Club.
P.S. In case you missed it that would be sarcasm.
I admit that I'd do what Nate did and think pen instead of Epipen.
Oops not Nate I guess it was Cooper. Hello to confusion a thing I'm not unfamiliar with.
Chapter 2
Simon took a sip of water that he said tasted like crap and then he collapsed. Note to self: Don't drink water that tastes like crap. No wonder I'm dehydrated.
Chapt
Am I sad? No I'm not. Well I am but not because Simon croaked.
Oh sure after hearing someone died I'm going to whip out my phone. Not! Hell I didn't even get a phone till 2014 and that's mostly for reading purposes and taking pictures.
Really? Sexist to say manwhore? What's wrong with manwhore? Angel said it. Okay it was on accident but still it was funny. I need a Joss Whedon marathon.
Chapter 4
Oh shut up Addy.
Good for you Jake for taking your shoes off before flopping onto a person's bed. I assume you have permission.
Talk about awkward to get a call from the mom of your ex friend asking you to be a pallbearer at her son's funeral.
Sounds like TJ might annoy you as much as you annoy me.
Are you fucking kidding me? A mother is telling her daughter to put out so he won't start screwing someone else. Oh she deserves a mother of the year award.
Sounds like Nate's mom might be in a cult.
Hey asshole everyone isn't cool and collected during an emergency. Some of us wig out.
How very now to have someone do a Tumblr post where they take credit for killing the kid that everyone at school hated. That's a brilliant idea.
Chapter 5
Some people are stupid so it is possible that the post could be traced.
I feel you Maeve. I never really learned how to participate in life either.
Retro vampire shows? Do you call Buffy that? Ugh!
Way to make the cop suspicious Addy.
Headaches are a bitch and so am I especially during certain times of the month.
Really? Think about the name of the thing. It has pen in the name so clearly it looks like a pen you dumbass.
Random Advice: Don't send nude pictures unless you want them posted on the internet.
Why did TJ get out of the car? That's weird. Dude stay in the car so a girl can at least show her boyfriend her annoyance about this I'm giving this guy you don't like a ride.
Fuck you Jake. Controlling much? The girl can wear whatever she wants and if you don't like it you can go home and jerk off for the rest of the evening.
You're an idiot. Wear sneakers to the beach not kitten heels. I just don't get the appeal of heels. It just isn't worth getting a little height when they fuck up your feet. Wear comfy shoes and be kind to your feet instead of listening to your asshole boyfriend about what you should wear.
None of it is TJ's fault? Bitch it takes two to have sex and he had sex with you despite Jake being his friend so yes he does get part of the blame along with you.
Chapter 6
It is ironic that the asshole in life is now being mourned like he was some stand up guy.
Chapter 7
Raise your hand if you think Jake's an asshole.
Okay this part is like Pretty Little Liars where cops are questioning teens without having a parent present.
Uh bitch Jake never forgiving you would be a good thing since that means your relationship is over which it should be because he's an asshole.
Some people have goldfish brain. Things can make you forgetful and it is possible that Addy forgot if she goes to the office a lot for headaches. Why would those Epipens be so easily accessible? That sounds pretty stupid to me.
That's kinda sketchy interviewing minors without permission even if it is legal. I didn't know that and I grew up in California. So this story takes place in California. Raise your hand if you didn't know that until the cop mentioned it.
Chapter 8
Color me impressed. It takes guts to admit to your parents that you did cheat although the timing isn't great with Bronwyn being accused of murder.
Nate is in the totally screwed line.
Toxic people are the worst.
Is it my bad memory but didn't they say six people were in the room? Who was the sixth? There was a teacher and the four students who had detention.
It sucks being the one that can be tossed under the bus because no one gives a fuck about you. Original link
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