Chapter 9
Fish Tale
I'll pass on that. Just the smell of fish makes me nauseous.
If I tried to dance on a chair one of two things would happen I'd break the chair or I'd fall flat on my face or possibly both would happen.
Face palm. Really Carrie? Why are you jealous of cameras filming people in the bathroom. Bathroom time should be private time.
I'm with Natasha on the whole being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to be filmed and I'd need to wear a bag over my head at all times and no all my bathroom times would have to be private.
Aw how sweet embargoed is Chloe's word of the day. Don't ask me if I know the definition because I'm not telling.
Chapter 10
Build Them Up
Ooh aloof and mysterious sounds so much better than socially awkward. Thanks for that.
Hmm who do you hang out with someone that's in a commercial? Does my getting misty eyed during that commercial where the poor panda gets lost have anything to do with what you mean?
Thanks for sharing. My life is now complete now that I have the knowledge that Simone doesn't own any underwear.
Thanks for the cellphone etiquette but I'm going to stick with my not bothering to answer the phone unless I absolutely have to policy.
Chapter 12
The Mother Of All Confrontations
I'm not a fan of water but Evian is the best I've ever had. I just wish it wasn't so damn expensive.
Okay a piercing at twelve is fine if it happens to be ears. A second tat at twelve? What the fuck?
Note to self: Always make sure to check to make sure the Chinese symbol actually means what you think it means to avoid looking like an idiot that ended up with sleeping toad instead of flowering love.
Bravo for noticing that you lost one of your diamond earrings.
It would be handy to be able to turn the sun off and on but I think I'd rather have a dimmer so I could change the setting.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the burned spoons are a result of some sort of drug use. Sorry but my drugs are books so I'm pretty clueless.
Trip the lizard? It sounds like a way of saying a guy's jerking off.
Chasing the dragon doesn't make any more sense to me.
Eeeww! I never once wondered how large Steve Sander's cock was. There are some things you just don't want to know.
Oh really not wholesome? I never would have guess that two eleven year old girls dressed up like hookers and hanging with high schoolers wasn't wholesome.
What? That makes no sense at all. Go on and use toilet paper to your heart's content. You boobs will just smell like boobs and not ass.
It's good that you know that concealer can't hide everything. You're a flipping genius.
Chapter 13
The Heroine Takes A Fall
Trademark naked hug? I'm not a fan of hugs but if I'm stuck with one I'd rather have everyone wearing clothes.
I don't think rehab is supposed to be fun.
Nothing says recipe for disaster like sending your ex and your current girlfriend on a drug run.
Chapter 14
Back To Where She Started
Clearly rich people have a very different definition of roughing. That rehab place sounds nice.
Isn't Chip just the best boyfriend ever? Yep nothing says he's a keeper like a guy that's passing out his band's demo on the day his girlfriend gets out of rehab.
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Fish Tale
I'll pass on that. Just the smell of fish makes me nauseous.
If I tried to dance on a chair one of two things would happen I'd break the chair or I'd fall flat on my face or possibly both would happen.
Face palm. Really Carrie? Why are you jealous of cameras filming people in the bathroom. Bathroom time should be private time.
I'm with Natasha on the whole being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to be filmed and I'd need to wear a bag over my head at all times and no all my bathroom times would have to be private.
Aw how sweet embargoed is Chloe's word of the day. Don't ask me if I know the definition because I'm not telling.
Chapter 10
Build Them Up
Ooh aloof and mysterious sounds so much better than socially awkward. Thanks for that.
Hmm who do you hang out with someone that's in a commercial? Does my getting misty eyed during that commercial where the poor panda gets lost have anything to do with what you mean?
Thanks for sharing. My life is now complete now that I have the knowledge that Simone doesn't own any underwear.
Thanks for the cellphone etiquette but I'm going to stick with my not bothering to answer the phone unless I absolutely have to policy.
Chapter 12
The Mother Of All Confrontations
I'm not a fan of water but Evian is the best I've ever had. I just wish it wasn't so damn expensive.
Okay a piercing at twelve is fine if it happens to be ears. A second tat at twelve? What the fuck?
Note to self: Always make sure to check to make sure the Chinese symbol actually means what you think it means to avoid looking like an idiot that ended up with sleeping toad instead of flowering love.
Bravo for noticing that you lost one of your diamond earrings.
It would be handy to be able to turn the sun off and on but I think I'd rather have a dimmer so I could change the setting.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the burned spoons are a result of some sort of drug use. Sorry but my drugs are books so I'm pretty clueless.
Trip the lizard? It sounds like a way of saying a guy's jerking off.
Chasing the dragon doesn't make any more sense to me.
Eeeww! I never once wondered how large Steve Sander's cock was. There are some things you just don't want to know.
Oh really not wholesome? I never would have guess that two eleven year old girls dressed up like hookers and hanging with high schoolers wasn't wholesome.
What? That makes no sense at all. Go on and use toilet paper to your heart's content. You boobs will just smell like boobs and not ass.
It's good that you know that concealer can't hide everything. You're a flipping genius.
Chapter 13
The Heroine Takes A Fall
Trademark naked hug? I'm not a fan of hugs but if I'm stuck with one I'd rather have everyone wearing clothes.
I don't think rehab is supposed to be fun.
Nothing says recipe for disaster like sending your ex and your current girlfriend on a drug run.
Chapter 14
Back To Where She Started
Clearly rich people have a very different definition of roughing. That rehab place sounds nice.
Isn't Chip just the best boyfriend ever? Yep nothing says he's a keeper like a guy that's passing out his band's demo on the day his girlfriend gets out of rehab.
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