I'm not sure how I discovered this book being an actual thing but I did and I checked my libraries for it and behold the wonder of libraries Denver came through for me. So I had to check it out and now I'm going to be sharing my thoughts while I read this gem. Of course you need to be wearing a tiara when you're telling the truth about diamonds.
Uh isn't Ray Charles blind? That would explain why he couldn't see you dancing.
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You know it's going to be good when the 226 page book is split up into parts. Here goes nothing.
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Ooh she mentioned Passions. Okay she mentioned my first soap too but hey she mentioned Passions. Damn I miss that soap. Hell I miss the murdered soaps leaving behind only four and two of those are on CBS and are connected. Oh where was I oh yes I'm reading this book and I'm waiting for my laundry to be done so I can bring it upstairs and do my fun scramble around and see if I can get this shit dry sooner rather than later.
Oh sure I was the same way with clubs.
I got stabbed with the underwire so from that moment on I avoided bras with a wire. I probably went braless after the stabbing.
Photogs? Really? What's wrong with photos or even pics? I can't be the only one that thinks photogs is stupid. The right line objects to it too. That's the thing that happens when it thinks you spelled a word wrong which could be true but sometimes it is wrong since it isn't up on the latest spellings.
Well this ordinary girl regularly goes to Walmart. I've got some really cute sweaters there. Hell most of my clothes come from there.
Must be nice getting diamond earrings at sixteen. I got wine cooler.
Ass cleavage? Is that fancy speak for butt crack.
If I had an assistant I'd have her do the cleaning and cooking. In my world cooking means putting something in the microwave or if I'm feeling extra putting something in the oven.
My eyebrows are most definitely not penciled in. There's a lot going on there. How does she know where to pencil them in? If you're too high you just look funny and surprised all the time.
Well that's a smart decision to wait until she's eighteen to post nude on a website.
Nice to a San Andreas fault?
Well I'm nice to a hurricane that turns into a tornado.
Supersexy bottle? Should that be super sexy bottle? What's so sexy about a bottle? It is filled with a drink that you drink. Am I missing something here?
It's not my fault that people at Great Clips can't cut straight when I do the occasional visit there. I should plan a trip before the weather goes to shit. Wondering if the one farther away might have better hair cutting people. Isn't straight hair supposed to be easier to cut?
Yes Jesse was on Desperate Housewives as the gardener who did some one on one gardening with Gaby but he was also my favorite of the three Miguels on Passions.
Like a balloon? Does this mean she's flaky? If so I'm a balloon too.
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Uh isn't Ray Charles blind? That would explain why he couldn't see you dancing.
Part 1 Before
You know it's going to be good when the 226 page book is split up into parts. Here goes nothing.
Chapter 1 Reserved Seating
Ooh she mentioned Passions. Okay she mentioned my first soap too but hey she mentioned Passions. Damn I miss that soap. Hell I miss the murdered soaps leaving behind only four and two of those are on CBS and are connected. Oh where was I oh yes I'm reading this book and I'm waiting for my laundry to be done so I can bring it upstairs and do my fun scramble around and see if I can get this shit dry sooner rather than later.
Oh sure I was the same way with clubs.
I got stabbed with the underwire so from that moment on I avoided bras with a wire. I probably went braless after the stabbing.
Photogs? Really? What's wrong with photos or even pics? I can't be the only one that thinks photogs is stupid. The right line objects to it too. That's the thing that happens when it thinks you spelled a word wrong which could be true but sometimes it is wrong since it isn't up on the latest spellings.
Well this ordinary girl regularly goes to Walmart. I've got some really cute sweaters there. Hell most of my clothes come from there.
Must be nice getting diamond earrings at sixteen. I got wine cooler.
Ass cleavage? Is that fancy speak for butt crack.
If I had an assistant I'd have her do the cleaning and cooking. In my world cooking means putting something in the microwave or if I'm feeling extra putting something in the oven.
My eyebrows are most definitely not penciled in. There's a lot going on there. How does she know where to pencil them in? If you're too high you just look funny and surprised all the time.
Well that's a smart decision to wait until she's eighteen to post nude on a website.
Nice to a San Andreas fault?
Well I'm nice to a hurricane that turns into a tornado.
Supersexy bottle? Should that be super sexy bottle? What's so sexy about a bottle? It is filled with a drink that you drink. Am I missing something here?
It's not my fault that people at Great Clips can't cut straight when I do the occasional visit there. I should plan a trip before the weather goes to shit. Wondering if the one farther away might have better hair cutting people. Isn't straight hair supposed to be easier to cut?
Yes Jesse was on Desperate Housewives as the gardener who did some one on one gardening with Gaby but he was also my favorite of the three Miguels on Passions.
Like a balloon? Does this mean she's flaky? If so I'm a balloon too.
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