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The Truth About Diamonds Commentary Part 2

Barbara
Barbara
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Chapter 2

Chloe Spaces

You already know it's gonna be good just by the title of this chapter. Okay I'm diving back in.

Talking about milking the same can be said about Harry Potter. That cash cow is milking away since there are people who will literally buy anything to do with Harry Potter. I'm not one of those people but I am a fan of the series.

Once I was in the grocery store and saw someone wearing the same shirt I got at Walmart. I'm just glad we weren't both wearing it at the same time. That was a close call.

Stawker? Really? Okay I confess I checked to see if that was an actual website. Nope but the good news is that the domain can be yours for whatever price they're selling it for. I  prefer to keep things simple which is why I'm here on Weebly.

This is your dick on drugs? I'm confused.

Okay maybe money can't buy serenity but I'd sure like to be able to test the theory about money and happiness and perhaps work in serenity somewhere along with rewatching the movie of the same name.

Wow they really don't like Ana.

Okay I totally get it. She's fake as fuck.

Chip is clearly a keeper. Carpay diem dude.

I just know that Manolos are ridiculously expensive shoes but hey I'm sure they make a great weapon. Why yes I'm not a fan of heels and I'm sure as hell not paying hundreds of dollars on shoes even if the money came raining down on me.

Never wear granny panties when you're wearing a dress to avoid the utter humiliation of having your panties exposed to the world.

Oh sure Carrie your assistant can go over Chloe. I nominate you best friend ever.

Maybe he did wear those panties after all they would be nice and comfy.

Chapter 3

The Club Baby Vanishes

The sad thing is that I believe people actually text like that. Would it be so hard to type: Where are you? I want to come get you. Instead of: where r u I want 2 come get u. What's the point of the period at the end when there's no question mark after the question?

Where is there a crotch in between Chip's thumb and finger? Is there a different definition I'm unaware of? Seems to have something to do with coke which I'm totally clueless about unless you're talking about the soda which I drink once in a while when my soda of choice isn't available.

I could think of better things to get with thousands and thousands of dollars. Can you guess what? I'll give you a clue. Starts with the letter B.

Oh I get it she's pissed because he snorted her coke. At least I think that's right.

Ookay a delicate clink is a pretty sound? Maybe she's into ASMR.

It sounded awful? Uh it more than sounds awful when a dude punches a girl in the face.

I'm guessing I don't want to know what the funky puddle is that she's sitting in.

How nice the driver finally decides to get out of the car to help.

Why can't I find a diamond? I once found a five dollar bill on the ground.

Chapter 4

Dream Girls

Okay things aren't all moonbeams and unicorns but rich people do have advantages over the peasants.

Chapter 5

The 411

Simone sounds delightful.

My hair is 100% real.

Guess what my favorite accessory isn't? I'll give you a clue. It starts with the letter P or C since it goes both ways.

Billion dollar beeper? Forty-five grand is just as far away as a billion. That's an insane price for a stupid phone and so is the iPhone 10. Good lord I'd have to stop eating and doing anything that requires money like toilet paper etc for four months to get one of those things.
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